Cryptids is out!

You non-members can go out there today and play Cryptids island, my all-time favorite island! Have fun! By the way, try not to get eaten by the Loch Ness Monster or kidnapped by the Jersey Devil. Not to mention Bigfoot, with his big teeth and strong arms! All I’m saying is that Cryptids is awesome and fun, and will be you’re favorite island too!

Random Audience Member: LOOK OUT! *points at the sky*

Angry Wing: What? *turns around*  AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! *gets carried off by Bigfoot*

Same Audience Member: Uh-oh. *Bigfoot grabs him along with Angry Wing*

Different Audience Member: I guess I got lucky, huh. *gets grabbed by Jersey Devil*

Yet Another Audience Member, Filling in for Angry Wing: Well, don’t say we didn’t warn you.


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